The Blogger Blubs: a story in 100 words

Five days into 2018 and so far … nothing!

The muse must have gone back to live with her mother leaving a zombie gazing at a blank white screen, silently screeching Type something … anything!

QWERTY

A monkey could do better.

What of all those noble resolutions? Craft … Create … Communicate …

Crap!

Is there nothing to say? Has it all been said? 26 letters on the keyboard and not even the first row completed!

UIOP

Uuuurrrggh, kidnapped by Trappists and forced to take a vow of silence!

Wah-Wah-Wah, worse … it’s beating yourself up in a padded cell while clichés clash in the night!

 

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Image: Vanity & Lies

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16 thoughts on “The Blogger Blubs: a story in 100 words

  1. “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

    “All you have to do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed” Ernest Hemingway on writing.

  2. Nice one, Dave. A good and entertaining story whilst pretending not to be able to write one.

    I’ve also enjoyed more of your posts this past month but have been travelling and although I could read them on my iPhone i could not figure out how to post comments until returning to where i have a computer.

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