Something and Nothing

Warningthis post is about nothing.

If you have something – anything – else better to do, you are advised to get on with that. Unless, of course, you can’t be bothered – in which case, reading this could be a perfect excuse to postpone starting it.

If by some unlucky chance you have to begin that more worthwhile activity at once, why not treat yourself to a well-earned break after a little while and come back to this? Then you can read about nothing and save your mental energy for that important something – that vital anything – else.

And if you’re just kicking your heels, this is right up your street.

I’ve been reading plays by Pirandello. Don’t worry, they aren’t about anything. Turns out there’s nothing out there for them to be about. That wouldn’t stop theatres charging you to watch them, mind, nor reviewers and critics trying to sell you their opinions about Pirandello’s brilliant creation of nothing.

But this isn’t the story of The Emperor’s New Clothes. His characters have plenty to say and nothing turns out to be surprisingly interesting. Something of why is contained in the following online critique of Pirandello.

Before that something, here’s a nothing that is – unsurprisingly – tedious. Watch it all and you may even turn with some relief to the final quotation. As Pirandello suggests, everything is relative, and as I once heard someone who showed us some very dull experimental films say in answer to an adverse audience reaction: ‘There’s no such bloody thing as boredom!’

Things we regard as Constant constantly change in the restless turmoil we call life. We think we catch a glimpse of the situation. But impressions change from hour to hour. A word is often sufficient or even just the manner in which it is said to change our minds completely. And then besides – quite without our knowledge – images of hundreds and hundreds of things are flitting through our minds, suddenly causing our tempers to vary in the strangest way.

In all his best self-questioning plays, Pirandello’s characters find that the firm selves they believe they own are in fact made up of evanescent hopes, impulses, wishes, fears, social pressures, the instincts of the animal inheritance.

They are driven deeper. Pirandello said he tried to make them express “as their own living passion and torment the passion and torment which for so many years have been the pangs of my spirit: the deceit of mutual understanding irremediably founded on the empty abstraction of words, the multiple personality of everyone corresponding to the possibilities of being found in each of us, and finally the inherent tragic conflict between life (which is always moving and changing) and form (which fixes it, immovable).”

Hence his characters usually wander as in a hall of mirrors, thinking they look for reality, while in fact they desperately try to find safe illusions -“ideals”- to live by. When, for a moment, they seem “real” to an audience, their non-realism is often suddenly declared: they turn out to be in a play-within-a-play.

Hmm, sounds a bit like blogging …

Haha, only kidding!

Or am I … ?


Seven With One Blow

I enjoy the challenge of writing acrostic poems. It’s a bit like solving crossword puzzles and, I find, just as addictive. Time therefore to go cold turkey for a while and write posts that are, er, not acrostics. Cast off the shackles, as it were, and stretch my legs a little.

Before I do, though, here is one last self-indulgent splurge. These are written in response to the Daily Prompt word Conjure.

C oncentrate.
O nly attend to
N ow.
J ust let your mind fill
U p and overflow,
R e-arranging
E verything you know.

C ontrast keeps you
O n the straight and
N arrow – rider on the ridge –
J eopardy on either side
U nder a careless sky,
R isking
E verything.

C ome,
N othing!
J oy
U nderstands
R eal
E mptiness.

C an you imagine a world
O pen to every
N ew possibility,
J ust beyond your
U rban wasteland,
R eady for anything
E xcept more abuse?

C abals
O f
N ameless
J okers
U pset
R eal
E ndeavour.

C lever, the acclaimed
O racle who
N ever told the future –
J ust gave
U s recycled versions of the past,
R eckoning we were
E asy enough to confuse.

C haracters encountered
O ver the years are
N ever forgotten,
J ust filed away in
U ncategorised and always
R eady to
E merge in fresh dramas.


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How To Remember – by Brian Sells

M emorising information
N ever gives me aggravation
E xcept for when I try to spell
M menonic. Never rings a bell.
O rthography? You see, that’s easy!
N o other word makes me so queasy.
I f only someone would – but wait!
C ould this verse rescue – whoops, too late!


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Moonlit Leanings

T his Night Garden’s Ours, yes, Ours Alone to Nurture or Neglect –
E den (or else EverGone) the Legacy for Those who are to Come.
N ow is the Witching Hour, my Friends, where Spells are Made or Broke –
D usk when the Owl of Wisdom flies before the Searchlight Dawn.


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To Boldly Go

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C ome from ancient dynasties down trails of trial and error,
R eaching back to old bequests for every trick and trade,
E ach living thing has stood the test of time and fickle tide
A nd breathes beneath this brightened moon – feels a heightened terror
T hat one alive, who crowned himself King of All that Moves,
U pset sweet nature’s applecart and built a gilt machine.
R oads go on forever. Monarchs love a change of scene.
E ven their commandments state that travelling improves.

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