Bopping the night away, Lavinia sleeps in the day - As soon as it's dark She's hitting the park Till dawn when she hits the hay.
image: Peninsula Doctor
inspiration: BLAST from
Let’s Dance!
Tag: humor
The Silent Majority
Quentin plays death-metal loud, until neighbours come in a crowd - impounding his hifi, extinguishing wifi, till volume or taste has improved.
image: BBC
inspiration: Quiet from
Hard of Hearing
Viagra Falls for two tonight, I ordered on the internet. Girls like being romanced, right? Our destiny was tête-à -tête. Rushing water does the trick. Or so I heard. That mighty fall... Until she said my scheme was sick. Seems I'd misheard after all.
image: iStock
inspiration: VIGOROUS from
Lend Me Your Ears
Beg or steal! replies the neighbour to my polite request for a teeny-tiny little loan of his lawnmower. How unfriendly, when he knows all his other stuff will be returned just as soon as I'm done with it!
image: Kawasaki Ninja ZX Forum
inspiration: Borrow from
Smokescreen
Rather than tell her the truth, Umberto hides updates from Ruth - Mentions of Celia, Olive and Delia Recall just his misspent youth.
image: Depositphotos
inspiration: RUMOR from
McDucked!
rich beyond his wildest dreaming ebenezer bought his story cutting out the evil scheming overlaying greasy glory - read today, his good deeds gleaming, duped us all on jackanory
image: Amazon UK
inspiration: record from
Scent Messages
Never mind the ballyhoo on show, odour tells you all there is to know - smell a rat, no matter how he smiles, each move he makes reminds you of his wiles.
image: express.co.uk
inspiration: Nose from
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