Cooped up below deck in the dark
A voyage is no walk in the park
But it’s better to be
In here stir-cray-zee
Now the rest of the boat’s gone berserk!
image: Pinterest
inspiration: CABIN from
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Tag: humour
Let It Rip!
Shit happens and you gotta shout
with feelings you wanna let out –
even yer mum
‘as been known to cry Bum
regardless of rules she might flout!
image: Discover Magazine
inspiration: Swear from https://randomwordgenerator.com
Potty!
There once was a silly old crank
Removed his whole wealth from the bank,
Expending it all
At a nearby mall
To replace his destroyed piggybank!
image: Depositphotos
inspiration: TREAT from https://randomwordgenerator.com
Prankers!
Bending down to pick it up,
a giggle ran around;
it stayed where we had stuck it down,
that coin upon the ground!
image: The Bolton News
source: Bait from https://randomwordgenerator.com
Act Naturally
My local branch
of the primate tree
now say they have no
knowledge of me –
exchange, says
you, ain’t robbery!
image: YouTube
stimulus: Monkey from https://randomwordgenerator.com
Brief Briefing
It is my sacred duty, as your elected leader,
never to leave you all in the proverbial
dark but always
instead to keep you fully informed
regarding absolutely anything and
everything you need to know unless of course I
consider that – like rubberneckers at a car crash –
there is really nothing here for you to see.
image: Signs by Post
stimulus: Indirect from https://randomwordgenerator.com
Siege Mentality
Circled round our crumbling walls,
a cruel enemy awaits –
stay indoors, the safety message,
turns to open up the floodgates –
let it rip but raise the drawbridge
every time there’s ups in R rates!
image: Medievalists.net
stimulus: castle from https://randomwordgenerator.com
