Politicians care about everyone, they claim, but in reality only serve their own voters - not everyone, it seems, matters equally.
image: Financial Times
inspiration: Person from
You Gotta Trust Us
Tag: poem
Tables Turned
Each voyage was worse than the last - lashes and keelhauls increased - but the captain's eyes overbrimmed with surprise when they chucked him off the mast!
image: Pinterest
inspiration: Elbow from
A is for Ass
Acme products always win, depending on the punter's pin - voting for the name on top elects the chump who'll be a flop - read the list as far as first to hire the cowboy that's the worst - if you'd like to laze today, select the alphabetic way - employ wild chance and start to pray!
image: TwistedSifter
inspiration: Advertise from
Power Play
OK for satires to fly from the low in rank to the high - from the high to the low each joke is a blow - no matter how funny don't flaunt that money!
image: SoundCloud
inspiration: Offend from
Let’s Dance!
Bopping the night away, Lavinia sleeps in the day - As soon as it's dark She's hitting the park Till dawn when she hits the hay.
image: Peninsula Doctor
inspiration: BLAST from
Search Mission
Finding out your kith and kin, you'll go back many years; and, if you take it far enough, learn everyone is yours.
image: Nautilus Magazine
inspiration: Family from
Just Us
Suppose everything we possess took flight and left nowt, more or less - upset we might be for a week or three, feeling lighter thereafter I'd guess.
image: Psychology Today
inspiration: Stuff from
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