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a nomad in cyberspace 
I feel your pain, Dave.
Here we also have the curse of no mobile signal coverage so we never get the “confirmation code” they enjoy sending to us when our passwords don’t match.
Didn’t have this trouble with tin cans and taut string.
Progress? Bah humbug………
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That must be infuriating, Mike! Ah well, let’s console ourselves with the thought that the internet is ushering in a golden age of communication for humankind … er, on second thoughts, grab this tin can and we’ll share the password of the Red Hand Gang!
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I get annoyed when the confirmation has to come via text – when really I’m online – why not email it to me! And when you’ve using your phone for the whole shebang and it won’t understand that’s you’ve the same person via your computer!
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Yes indeed, very frustrating! They always said machines would make our lives easier but I’m not so sure …
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